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Thursday, February 16, 2006

let me stand next to your fire.

they were wispering sweet nothing when an old man with big afro hair came up to them and said, "behold thy love. highly expensive emotional energy accompanied with a squeamishness of the stomach causing a high propensity to vomit!"

they shot him dead with their 44 magnum gun bought online. she said to him,
"old men with big afro, lonely on valentine's... "

they professed their obsession with each other.
and made love three times while having clothes on.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

quick guide to stardom

MALAM PESTA GAGALIS UBU
LOoSERS of THE world UNITE
You have nothing to loose you are a GAGALIS !!!
TEMPAT/place
- UBU/Lost Gen –
Not That Balai
No 11 – Lorong Permai
Robson Heights


MASA/time - 17/2/05 – Jumaat/Friday 8.30 pm/malam till u drop dead
TEL : 012 – 243-84-06
PARTY masuk PERCUMA – Free entrĂ©e

SETIAP KALI VALENTINE DAY datang kamu bersedih – UBU adalah pembelakamu. Kamu dijemput untuk merayakan KEGAGALAN. Berbanggalah sebagai seorang gagalis.Semua GAGALIS di jemput datang KECUALi peminat Awi, Hakim King Kong, Siti Nurhaliza. Pembaca Metro, Kosmo dan penonton Astro TIDAK dijemput datang.Peminat Mawi boleh datang jika telah bertaubat. Kumpulan sasterawan Failsal Tehrani dipersila jangan datang.

You are a loser. Your packet of condom has not been used since 1998. YourKY jelly is still fresh. You are still a virgin. Your last orgasm was whenyou had a haircut at Bangsar Utama. Your last girlfriend was your righthand. Your last boy friend was your middle finger. You dream about sex BUTnever had it. THEN come to UBU and celebrate it.LOSER OF THE WORLD UNITE !!!MUSTURBATE AND DROWN THE STATE !!!

Kamu tak pernah ada awek. Kamu tak pernah ada balak. Kamu TAK PERNAH TERIMA KAD VALENTINE. Myspace kamu tak ada response. Kamu masuk chat tapi tak pernah skore. Takada siapa nak ajak kamu tengok wayang. Setiap kali Valentine datang kamu kata ada kenduri tahlil di kampong.BERBANGGA SEBAGAI gagalis.

Datang ke PESTA GAGALIS UBU.MUSIK – rock n roll, twist, cha cha cha, wrong geng, dangdut, kambinghitam, hard core, pangkorB-B-Q – B-B-Q- Babi Que – vegeterian/kanibal dari FOOD NOT BOMBSMINUMAN – sepanjang malam hingga kamu MUNTAH dari FOOD NOT BOMBSSAJAK – Rahmat haron, A.Samad Ismaeel, Sidirman, Din Isman, Din PetaiBAND – Joie Kidd and the Kiddie Porn, Asataka, Blak and His Gitar,Doraisamy BoysPERFORMING – UIKTM murtad, Aiysheh, Siti, Jak and THE SMALL DILDOKONSEP PESTA oleh Komuniti Jambatan Talawee dan Kumpulan DialokTerkangkangDESINE FLYER oleh School of Lim Cock Wengkers Kampong Pantai DalamSILA DATANG/BE THERE/BE DARE/ BE BARE !!!!