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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

pengembaraan asid durairaj

i like it when one isn't emotionally attached to his job.
like my barber. he doesn't care whether the hair is well trimmed, the shave is close or the sideburn is symmetrical.

and he has this look from his droopy eyes like he's on acid trip all day.

i think the only time he did show some kind of emotion was when i channel-surfed on his tv.

he hates it. he hates it when things changed. he likes his routine. so i figured, instead of being emotionally attached to his job, he is actually emotionally attached to his routine.

now that is worse.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

razak

aku dapat tiket percuma menonton teater muzikal razak.
selama satu jam setengah... aku cuba mengingati unsur-unsur dalam meja periodik.
aku tak hafal 3 unsur.

sampai hari ini aku masih belum dapat ingat 3 unsur tersebut.
ia terus menghantui fikiran aku.

Friday, August 14, 2009

emotional hedging

encik razman, saya sangat tak puas hati kenapa permohonan saya nak lanjutkan pelajaran tahap sarjana ni ditolak. saya faham mungkin kursus yang saya mintak kurang ortodoks tapi tak semestinya negara ini tidak memerlukan kepakaran dalam bidang ni. saya tengok sekarang ni banyak je engineers yang bukannya jadi engineer pun. jadi HR manager lah jadi pegawai admin lah... jadi pelakon pun ada! maksudnya apa?

[dramatic pause]

maksudnya your implementation is very bad encik razman. you send these students abroad but they don't even know what the want to do in the first place. jangan buat kerja bagai melepaskan batuk di tangga. you look at me... i know what i want, i dari kecik i tahu ini yang i suka buat. and it is reflected in my resume.i applied for it, sekarang tengah tunggu jawapan yang saya rasa semestinya positif. yang tak cukup cuma bantuan daripada pihak kerajaan. pihak encik razman.

jadi... mintak tolong tukar sikitlah attitude bawah tempurung ni, tak bawak kita ke mana-mana.

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hmmmm... universiti hogwart...

khutbah jumaat

gua pelik dowh.
apesal orang kasi khutbah dekat masjid jamek dengan masjid setiawangsa dengan masjid dekat chang lun dengan masjid dekat batu pahat sama je bunyik dia?

apesal diorang takleh chill chill?
barulah gua boleh rasa diorang ni friendly and approachable.
gua tengok rukun khutbah takde plak cakap kena cakap style macam tu.
gua rasa gua kena attack lah...
gua rasa macam high stake sangat... intense dowh...

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tapi lu bukan biasa tidur ke masa khutbah?

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betul jugak.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

don't make it look interesting.

beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.
beginning, middle, end.

as simple as that.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

all apologies

truth is. i think you are an imbecile. i think your wife's ugly, and your kids are ugly. and you bore me. for real.

well. that didn't come out right. if i could rewind... it would probably come out like this.

i find that on average, i use verbal interactions in every 4 minutes. the duration of each interaction varies circa 3-5 minutes each. which means if i were to work out the maths, in an hour, i will spend about 20 minutes interacting, hence in a day about 250 minutes after considering rate of decline.

and in the 250 minutes of interaction, close to 60% of it is complete bullshit and for the most part of that bullshit... 40% is to conform to social cues like complimenting on someone's dress while in actual fact it is so ugly i could die or, saying sorry to trouble someone while in actual fact, i don't give a shit.

so i am begging that you quit talking to me. i am tired.

unfortunately. it didn't. i'm sorry.