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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

paramount zealots

ok. i will describe my eyes before i begin the story. my eyes are brown and resplendent. but yesterday it was replendent because it was teary. teary because i had a bad flu.

so i begin the story.

i drove my 3 series to the clinic. rushed towards the counter because all i could think of was sleep. the receptionist was already waiting at the counter, with an empty smile - raring to go though the clinic was empty. she didn't pay much attention to the tv although RTM 1 was airing some great documentaries about resorts in langkawi. it was weird because i thought all receptionists would like to take a vacation in langkawi. maybe she did. last year. so the documentary didn't really excite her. maybe if it was documentary on tioman perhaps. but it was not.

she stared at me. i thought it was the hair. these days my hair is much thinner and thus, it is quite hard for me to do the GQ center parting. perhaps the side parting made me appear mentally unbalanced because it was 'off center'. so i scruffed it. in front of her. she smiled. probably i appear as one of those shampoo models trying to hit on her. but i am not a shampoo model so i felt a bit weird and violated when she was smiling and kept staring. or probably it was because of my teary resplendent brown eyes. my brown eyes have that power on people.

so i told her... "can i have a form? i work for this bank..."
in which she replied... "pesara ke... pekerja?"

"pesara???!!!"

ok. i have no mood to continue with the story. pundek.

14 comments:

klownfish's stupid looking puppy said...

entahapahapatah.

shamaine said...

hahahahahaha

this is funny shit

shayna28 said...

hahahaha...pesara eh? Maybe u look like one....

Anonymous said...

omg. why PESARA??
hahahahahahahaha

dizzy said...

it's now called TV1 kan?

Mons said...

probably she had a sense of humour like u. :)

Mr. Ball Kecut said...

OMG! OMG! ihik ihik... kelakarnya.. (sambil guling guling dilantai ofis)

alfie~ said...

hahahaha..funny like hell!!
hahahaha..ok, juz quit in whatever ko buat skrg..hahahahaha

shaz said...

omg!hahahaha that's funny..for the record i don't think u look like a retiree=)

dedlitie said...

all i could think about was the word resplendent. i mean seriously?

sakina said...

hahaha funny man. likes this post

Anonymous said...

hehe...pesara is worse than angkowl!

beautiful.disgrace said...

that was mean! but the whole story is funny though. oh, maybe she was nervous.. ;)

Anonymous said...

Fucking funny