naked mama

don't ever catch your grandma naked. don't ever catch your grandma naked.

oh, i'm sorry. i've been singing. no. seriously. don't ever catch your grandma naked.

anyhow. since it's hari raya i would like to ask for forgiveness from the following list of people for i have - over the past year since last syawal, maligned their taste, damned their extravagance, condemned their thoughts and worst of all could have libeled them and perhaps some of their family members and relatives.

1) Razak Mohaideen
2) Najib Razak
3) Rafidah Aziz
4) Pak Lah & Co.
7) Faridah M. & Co.
8) People driving UNSER and Naza RIA
9) Zainal Badri
10) Khir Toyo & Co.

forgive me. for i know where i stand. which is beside the gantang. my gantang may not be as big or as powerful as your gantang but still its a gantang that i could melukut by.

selamat hari raya. maaf zahir batin.

a generic raya message.

please refrain from sending raya messages to me which are generic.
in case if you are not sure which one i am talking about, it is the one
text message that you send out to everyone sometimes accidentally also to non-muslims
usually early morning of Hari Raya after coming back from prayer with
the typical caption including, in general - wishing
a good eid mubarak and sometimes with a picture of ketupat or meriam buluh.

they say thought counts. but does it? ask again.

so yea please. save money. exclude me. i feel like a clone already.

selamat hari raya aidilfitri.

that big house in klang.

did you see that big house in klang?
its very big i tell you.

jawa confuse

actually. she was not like this before. she used to love hari raya - you know, all the frivolous trivials.- but then she went to australia to do her masters.

and when she came back, suddenly she said - she hates puasa and she hates raya.

she hates puasa so much that she takes pride in eating hot dogs during lunch. in fact she eats even more than when off ramadhan. she enjoys buka puasa occasion too - even more than others. she gest excited queuing up at the buffet counter, and then putting her hands up when they recite "allah huma laka sumtu..."

she was talking to a friend just now. a malay copywriter, who hates hari raya too. they think, celebrating hari raya is too typical. and even commented that it was nicer when celebrated overseas. other chinese friends were laughing. laughing with them or at them - i am not even sure.

and i heard, they are also planning to take two weeks off during hari raya to which the chinese friends replied "wah so long aaa?" and then they laughed - all that while shoving 1901 hotdogs down their throats.

funny how they all look like jawa though.

selamat hari raya!

warna-warna

assalamualaikum Warahmatullah, semoga anda semua diberkati Allah. i have a story to share, but before that, sempena bulan Ramadhan yang mulia ini let us kill a few jews and feed them to a few pigs.

apart from that, let us applaud najib razak for bringing anak anak felda to learn seni grafik multimedia di Institut Lim Kok Wing PJ.

anyway back to our story.

one gloriously and so sunny Saturday Morning, the happy little dorm in which they lived in -the Prep School was stormed by the news that the School's Principal, the half Malay - half English lady, Hajah Umi Hargreaves and her assistant the Head of Wardens, En. Wong are coming for a surprise visit.

This visit is to ensure that the school is in a tip-top condition, as the relevant 'otoriti-otoriti dan mereka-mereka yang dirasakan penting' will be visiting the school - the first boarding school built in Kuala Kelawang, Negeri Sembilan -

and there was a boy named Idris. Idris came from a very very religious background, having been a scholar of Madrasah Gulam Rasul in Teluk Intan. He adheres to the rule of God so faithfully. As well as some notes from the newly packaged Islam Hadhari he could find in the text books.

and he aspires to kill a few jews with his bare hands. or bear's hands?

[I need it to be grammatically correct. all the time all the time. and i thought maybe i could spice it up a bit. oh shit wrong thought]